2 cockroach were in the ICU of a hospital...

first cockroach was just slipping in to coma...and the second one had his whole body fractured...so....

first cockroach: "kya re.....baygon se???"
second cockroach: "nahi re...paragon se!!"

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how would you frighten a korean man....






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once the hare and tortoise took their 12th standard exams..........
after results were announced tortoise got 80% and the hare 82%......
and both of them applied for the same college........but still tortoise got in and not hare.............................

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SPORTS QUOTA(tortoise had beaten hare in a race)

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Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does
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Shahrukh khan ka plural kya hai?








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ICICI Bank


Why?
Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!
ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
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Teacher: Translate it-Bazar me goliya chal rahi hai..







Pappu: The tablets are walking in the market!

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Santa was walking through a forest and saw a snake hanging from a tree....



wat did Santa say to da snake????????



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Sirf latak ne se height nahi badhti...mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye...!!!
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A boy tries 2 propse to a girl saying

"TUJME RAB DIKHTA HAI YARA MEIN KYA KARU...!!!!!"















Girl Replies := "MATTA TEK or Nikal le" :)
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insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke khaa jao ...................................
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Aakhir Insaniyat Naam Ki Bhi Koi "Cheese" Hoti Hai...........................

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How would you convert a bus into a female???

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late aaye to bus MISS ho jayegi...... dats how.....
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Now handle this one:-

What is the Chemical name of Shahrukh Khan?
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Its Sodium
bcoz remember shahruk said

“Main Hoon Na”
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can ' t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,
Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It ' s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!


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Teacher: "Where were you born?"
Student: " Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful'
and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
" ' unlawful ' is when you do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is
A sick eagle."


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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean ' under water ' ?"
"They are all below ' C ' level"

Luv and Kush

Part 1

Luv and Kush were going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!



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Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Bus Stop!

kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata
hai why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!