Bus Stop!

kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata
hai why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

Cricket !

Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Sehwag
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Because, Sehwag is an opener.

Heights !!

1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip

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2. What is height of Secrecy?

Offering blank visiting cards .

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3. What is height of Activelaziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of Laziness?

Adopting a child.

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5. What is height of Craziness?

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

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7. What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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8. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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9. What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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10. What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.

some latest ones

1) What will happen to china, if India becomes nation with highest population in the world?


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"Chini Kum"




2) what is name of mother in law of jackey chan??






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Ans: D'COLD ..chain ki saas




3)What will u call a rope that is used tied between 2 pipal trees ?


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nokia ( connecting pipal )



4)
one guy suddenly got up in a plane and said----------------------------------------

"hijack"

everybody in the plane put there hands up.

then suddenly--------------

another guy from another side got up and said------

"hijohn"