some latest ones

1) What will happen to china, if India becomes nation with highest population in the world?


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"Chini Kum"




2) what is name of mother in law of jackey chan??






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Ans: D'COLD ..chain ki saas




3)What will u call a rope that is used tied between 2 pipal trees ?


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nokia ( connecting pipal )



4)
one guy suddenly got up in a plane and said----------------------------------------

"hijack"

everybody in the plane put there hands up.

then suddenly--------------

another guy from another side got up and said------

"hijohn"