Pandu PJs'!!

Kitta and Pandu are driving in a car.

Kitta puts on the indicator and asks Pandu to check if it is working.

Pandu puts his head out and says: "yes..no..yes..no..yes..no............!!! "

Having lost his donkey, Pandu got down to his knees and started thanking God.

His friend Kitta asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?"

Pandu replied "I am thanking God for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too !!"

Pandu was once standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife Poongdi asked: "What are doing, honey??"

Pandu said: "I'm seeing how I look while I am sleeping !!!"

Once Pandu fell in love with a nurse.

He wrote his first love letter to her - "I love you, Sister !!!"

After hike in petrol price,

Pandu said: "It doesn't affect me at all. Earlier I was filling petrol for Rs.100 for my Alto, now also I'll fill petrol for Rs.100 only !!"

Teacher Kitta to Pandu: "Correct the sentence, A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"

Pandu : "A cow and a bull is grazing in the field "

Kitta : "How???"

Pandu: "Ladies first"