Mr Langot 2

Mr. Langot runs home yelling : "Pack your bags Honey, I just won the 10 Million Lotto!"
WIFE: Oh dear! Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains???
Mr. Langot: "WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST..."


After hike in petrol price, Mr.Langot was not worried at all.
When his friend asked him the reason, he said: "How does it matter? Earlier I was filling petrol for Rs.100 in my car, now also I'll fill petrol for Rs.100 only !!"


Museum Curator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Mr.Langot: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Visitor: Whose skeleton is that?
Mr.Langot Tipu's skeleton.
Visitor: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Mr.Langot: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child.

Last 1 for today:

Once in MIT, there was an Indian student named Mr.Langot(ob).
He was very brilliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute ....
Once he fell in love with a Phirangi girl...
He proposed to the girl, but she straight away rejected him ... calling him
Bloody Desi...
After this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all.....
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because,

Jab Dil hi toot gaya....
to GK kya karenge ...