Bill Gates

Bill Gates Died

Bill Gates passes away and goes up to heaven where he is met by God.

"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure

whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped

society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet

you

created that ghastly Windows.

"I'm going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to let you

decide where you want to go."

Bill replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"

God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly if it will help you

decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"

"Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!"

Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear water. There

were thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the

water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the

temperature was perfect.

"This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see Heaven."

God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy

white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing

harps and singing.

It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell.

Bill Gates though for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God,

I

do believe I would like to go to Hell."

"As you desire," said God.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see

how

things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming

amongst

the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How ya doing', Bill?" asked God.

Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This not what I

expected at all! What happened to the beach and the beautiful women

playing

in the water?"

"Oh THAT?!" said God. "That was the Screen Saver