Which song will a kid sing when he starts going to 1st std.?
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KG kiya re, KG kiya re
Oh KG, KG kiya re….
>Proceed at your own risk...
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>Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
>On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.
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>Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
>Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
>Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
>Gulshan: No it is Grocer.
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>Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
>scroll down for the ultimate PJ
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>ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
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And this is the latest one....
>enjoy....................
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>) Smoking
>2) Drinking
>3) Charas
>4) Ganja
>5) Chicken
>6) Mutton
>7) Oily food
>8) Masala
>9) Sleep & obesity
>10) Pollution
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>DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
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>Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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>okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"
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>Acha last one...............
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>venlocks...
>(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)
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>What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
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>Subramanium Didn't See Me.
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>How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
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>Ready....Steady.....PO
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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
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>"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
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>The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
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>"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
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>The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.
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>By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
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>WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
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>"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
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A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a
>bath, >but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere
around...
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>->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of
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>Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.
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>one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile >his call gets
cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on >talking..they
start liking each other..and finally they get married
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>An IDEA can change your wife.
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>A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
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>because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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if a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where , then what does it mean??????????????????????????
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it means that the Cat is also going somewhere
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rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi..........................
sonia gandhi --> kyun beta????????????????
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
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BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
why?
Because he became
MAMU LEE!
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santa and banta r discussing---------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i ca'nt sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."
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One day Ravan went to a disco.........................
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya...................
kyun???????????????????
kyun??????????????
bcoz it was written on the gate than "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
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who make Ganesh to Anesh...????
ThinK......
Think......
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" KAILASH KHER "
tere naam se " G " loon....
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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistan jaata hai.
Kyon??????
Think............
Give up??
Coz...
"Priya Gold biscuit. Haq se maango."
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One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana.
Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.
Mickey Mouse continues to listen .
After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a
Big sigh
and asks Mickey Mouse, "Mickey Mouse, tell me...who was the father of
Lord Ram?
"Mickey Mouse cannot. Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey
Mouse!!!
Tell me...which was the capital of Ram's kingdom!
"Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.
Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and Mickey Mouse
Goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall, he gets
up
and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end...
How did this happen???
Think .... Think .... Think .... Think ....
After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes Wall-Mickey (Valmiki) .
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Ok next one………..
JISKA EK BI DOST NAI USKO KYA BOLTE???
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"koena mitra" (koi-na-mitra)
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Once rani mukharjee was given punishment 2 eat 1000 chewingums.
she was scared bt den suddenly saif ali khan said sumtin in her ears n she started eatin how???
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coz saif said"chak de chak de,chakde sare GUM,chakde chakde chakde,tere sung hai hum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Suppose ek ladki baarish me bheeg rahi hai to tum use pani se kaise bachaoge?
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..simple hai yaar...use apna dil dedo...dil CHAHTA(umbrella) hai!!!"
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Ek calculator dusre calci ko kya bola?
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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho?)
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WHOS DA ONLY PLAYER WHO KNOS EACH N EVRY RELIGIOUS SONG?
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HAR-BHAJAN-SINGH
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Agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakde jaoge......batao kyu????
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because....
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sin 90=cot 45
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Q: why are dogs afraid to look good?
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why is 45 degree always blushing
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cause ppl call it a-cute angle
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Why did the boy disconnect the calling-bell in his house?
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A)Because he wanted to win the No-Bell Prize.
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Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? ..
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Because oct31=dec25.
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