A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the

  operator twice.

  :-(

  Guess why ?

  because there it was written "Number dial karne se

  pehele do lagae"



  whats difference between a man jumping from 1st  floor and a man jumping  from
  10th floor? . . . . . . . . . . . . 



 former goes  (hit) aaaaaaaaa 


 later  goes  aaaaaaaaa (hit)



  a tamilian and a sardarji sittin together in a  train.
Tamilian is bored and  wants to talk, he asks sardar "tamil terima?"
  
  Sardar is offended and hits back "punjab tera baap"