Luv and Kush

Part 1

Luv and Kush were going to a village & in between
comes a well. Luv fells into the well. Why ?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!



part 2

Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
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Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Bus Stop!

kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the..
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata
hai why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

Cricket !

Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Sehwag
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Because, Sehwag is an opener.

Heights !!

1. What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip

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2. What is height of Secrecy?

Offering blank visiting cards .

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3. What is height of Activelaziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

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4. What is height of Laziness?

Adopting a child.

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5. What is height of Craziness?

Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

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6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

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7. What is height of Stupidity?

A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

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8. What is height of Honesty?

A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

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9. What is height of Suicide?

A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

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10. What is height of De-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.

some latest ones

1) What will happen to china, if India becomes nation with highest population in the world?


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"Chini Kum"




2) what is name of mother in law of jackey chan??






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Ans: D'COLD ..chain ki saas




3)What will u call a rope that is used tied between 2 pipal trees ?


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nokia ( connecting pipal )



4)
one guy suddenly got up in a plane and said----------------------------------------

"hijack"

everybody in the plane put there hands up.

then suddenly--------------

another guy from another side got up and said------

"hijohn"