2 cockroach were in the ICU of a hospital...

first cockroach was just slipping in to coma...and the second one had his whole body fractured...so....

first cockroach: "kya re.....baygon se???"
second cockroach: "nahi re...paragon se!!"

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how would you frighten a korean man....






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once the hare and tortoise took their 12th standard exams..........
after results were announced tortoise got 80% and the hare 82%......
and both of them applied for the same college........but still tortoise got in and not hare.............................

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Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does
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Shahrukh khan ka plural kya hai?








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ICICI Bank


Why?
Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!
ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
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Teacher: Translate it-Bazar me goliya chal rahi hai..







Pappu: The tablets are walking in the market!

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Santa was walking through a forest and saw a snake hanging from a tree....



wat did Santa say to da snake????????



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Sirf latak ne se height nahi badhti...mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye...!!!
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A boy tries 2 propse to a girl saying

"TUJME RAB DIKHTA HAI YARA MEIN KYA KARU...!!!!!"















Girl Replies := "MATTA TEK or Nikal le" :)
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insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke khaa jao ...................................
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Aakhir Insaniyat Naam Ki Bhi Koi "Cheese" Hoti Hai...........................

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How would you convert a bus into a female???

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late aaye to bus MISS ho jayegi...... dats how.....
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Now handle this one:-

What is the Chemical name of Shahrukh Khan?
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Its Sodium
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“Main Hoon Na”
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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can ' t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were
Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates,
Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It ' s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!


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Teacher: "Where were you born?"
Student: " Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful'
and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
" ' unlawful ' is when you do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is
A sick eagle."


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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did you get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean ' under water ' ?"
"They are all below ' C ' level"