first cockroach was just slipping in to coma...and the second one had his whole body fractured...so....
first cockroach: "kya re.....baygon se???"
second cockroach: "nahi re...paragon se!!"
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how would you frighten a korean man....
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ans is Give Him Dhaniya!!!
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because dhaniya = koreandarr
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once the hare and tortoise took their 12th standard exams..........
after results were announced tortoise got 80% and the hare 82%......
and both of them applied for the same college........but still tortoise got in and not hare..........................
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SPORTS QUOTA(tortoise had beaten hare in a race)
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Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does
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Ans. Because he was walking.
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Shahrukh khan ka plural kya hai?
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ICICI Bank
Why?
Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!
ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
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Teacher: Translate it-Bazar me goliya chal rahi hai..
Pappu: The tablets are walking in the market!
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Santa was walking through a forest and saw a snake hanging from a tree....
wat did Santa say to da snake????????
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Sirf latak ne se height nahi badhti...mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye...!!!
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A boy tries 2 propse to a girl saying
"TUJME RAB DIKHTA HAI YARA MEIN KYA KARU...!!!!!"
Girl Replies := "MATTA TEK or Nikal le" :)
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insaniyat ko bread pe laga ke khaa jao ..............................
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Aakhir Insaniyat Naam Ki Bhi Koi "Cheese" Hoti Hai...........................
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How would you convert a bus into a female???
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come late to the bus stop.
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late aaye to bus MISS ho jayegi...... dats how.....
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Now handle this one:-
What is the Chemical name of Shahrukh Khan?
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ok ok telling
Its Sodium
bcoz remember shahruk said
“Main Hoon Na”
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